gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

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top 5 albums of the 90’s » spice world [1997]
Now that they’ve achieved world domination, a change has come to the Spices. Now that the world is their spice rack, they’re no longer the multiracial British girls next door but iconic commodities, mass-marketed objects of desire, and an adorable cottage industry.

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I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.

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this is very important

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bearrrrdsss and hand veinsss and shirtssss

bearrrrdsss and hand veinsss and shirtssss

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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earthcats:

Scary (by Martin Frehe)

earthcats:

Scary (by Martin Frehe)

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mostlycatsmostly:

Nico “El guapo” 😽
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Nico “El guapo” 😽

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dynastylnoire:

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some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

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